When someone cancels plans with you and you just finished getting ready
Girls Vs. Guys
When girls are lesbian or bisexual, no one cares.
When guys are gay or bisexual, everyone makes a big deal about it.
When two girls hold hands as friends, no one thinks anything.
But when two guys that are friends hold hands ….
When a girl says “Suck My Dick”…
If a guy says “Eat My Pussy”…
When a girl calls her friend her “wifey” …
If a guy calls his friend “hubby” …
That awkward moment when you start telling a story and you realize no one’s listening, so you slowly fade out and pretend you never said anything.
ALL. THE. TIME.
BIGGEST GPOY EVER
Talking in class with your best friend…
You guys are talking and your friend tells a joke:
Teacher catches you and goes like:
You both stare back at teacher like:
As soon as teacher turns her back:
